I adore Tiny's list of wonderful things about Michael. It instantly brought back so many happy, joyful times. I loved Michael and have never met anyone like him. A true original, and I am deeply grateful to have known him. Thank you for welcoming me into the fold so whole heartedly.
We will miss you.
Suanne Garner
20th November 2023
There are many things I love about Michael.
That his idea of a tennis warm up was lunch, wine and eau de Vue
which was closely associated with his hatred of any stretching routine whatsoever
that he still sent faxes
his generosity with experiences I would never have dreamed of without him
the way he let us choose anything from his cellar
his immedeate call of "Yours!" whenever a lob went up
the way he made a point of wearing clothes when my young daughter visited
my daughter's cry of "he's trying to kill us with champagne and haggis!"
the fact he was there for me in an instant the one time I needed his help
holidays in Annecy
slobbery dogs
having to cook only to have him complain about how much better he would have done it
eating 12year old horse head from the freezer that he described as “Beef. Rare!”
his spoken French
my favourite being ‘un aperatif de la maison super bon!’
Amanda
Bullards
the fact he always though he had a chance with the ladies even into his 80s
his chutzpah arguing that being a QC didn't give him an advantage at arguing
his inference that my wife and eye were rolex oyster eaters for going to Nice in August
making us finish one cheese before allowing us to eat the next one
sending us down to Madame Jouvach to pay the bill for the summer
driving the Caterham Seven from Geneva to Bullards without being overtaken by a single car
they way he 'loved' my wife
taking me to visit private Chateau owners even he didn't know
packing the Caterham with whisky and tennis rackets to take on the French
always doing the washing up
the way everything was about having fun
never boarding a plane until his name was called
his nickname for my wife "she who must be obeyed!"
his fondest for gadgets like the robotic lawn mower
his hatred of douff douff music.
the way the downstairs toilet seat at Bullards pinches your ass if you don't stand up fast enough
the look on his face if I ordered a diet coke
his ability to travel light
the way no single malt was worth drinking if it wasn't interesting
trying to cook lunch in the rotisserie oven
that feeling of playing Russian roulette when he brought out the ‘vintage’ salad dressing
the bowl containing a over abundance of wine bottle corks
the way cheese always came before dessert, I think
the way we he never knew the code for the alarm in France.
picnicking in a sinking rowing boat on lake Annecy – Michael doesn’t bail
the recordings of chanting Gregorian monks
the length of his genuine apology, written on a scroll when he knew he had upset Suanne and Ithe shagging rhino on the back of his jeep
his ability to hydrate on just coffee and alcohol
his hatred of polite niceties like "how are you" and "I’ll have whatever you have open"
then the way he always gave you what he was having anyway
because it was much better than what you had asked for!
introducing me to frogs legs and tete de fromage
the fact that once I thought about writing this list, it only took a few minutes to recall everything
But, the one thing I hated was when the fight in him was gone.
Rip my friend.
Tiny
Chris
20th November 2023
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Médecins Sans Frontières (UK)
24th October 2023